It's no secret that consuming alcohol at a ridiculously fast rate will get you drunk faster.
The fact that you're still able to read this means you're still too sober. Get yourself a Beer Buddy Shotgun Keychain, black out, and forget you ever lived without this completely necessary tool.
Features:
• Helps you shotgun a beer faster than ever
• Standard Bottle Opener
• Can Tab Opener
• Keychain Ring